Yogi Barath Kronpuce

Yogi Barath Kronpuce, guru, mystic and former adviser on yogic flying to the Australian Natural Law Party in its regrettably unsuccessful campaign in the recent federal elections, transcends all known bounds of mysticism with his newly perfected discipline - Yogic Cycling. His international group of 7000 personally trained yogic cyclists devote their unrelenting efforts to the generation of positivity, thus dissolving collective stress and creating integrated cosmic consciousness, so bringing peace, harmony, and happiness to all the cyclists of the world.