A Stitch in Time

OK I said, handing over my Supertankers - make a pair of these.
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Personal Column

37yr old male, would like to meet slim, attractive, financially independent "ground effect" female.
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Air Time

I put on a shitty old riding top instead. I stacked the jump big time, snapped my left collarbone and had to walk to A & E.
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Emergency Padding

Got to our first banana stop near the Waimak and my bum felt like it belonged to a cowboy who'd been in the saddle for a year.
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Glow in the Dark

This one Kiwi was wearing a bright yellow, make that neon, Ground Effect jacket.
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Only in America

Around the corner I spotted a dumpster. Thinking he might find material for a better patch, I burrowed in and turned up an entire rear tyre.
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Hidden Condom

I was telling my wife of 35 years that Ground Effect gear comes with built in protection.
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Pitbull Protection

I forgot about the pain in my leg and obsessed about "my Ranchsliders". But the Hi-Impact fabric was intact - not a tear nor puncture.
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Postcard from France

Salutations from the Dordogne. Thirza apologises for the state of the company bike.
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Daddy Long Legs Surgery

On the way back I suffered an unscheduled high speed dismount. I managed to avoid damaging my bike and helmet by landing on my face.
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A Case of Mistaken Identity

Thank you so much for the new Rock Lobsters. They caught up with us at the designated Poste Restante in Ireland.
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Vermin at Large

The first night was disturbed by the familiar rustling of plastic bags often associated with alpine starts or zealous Germans in Youth Hostels.
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