Frequent Flyer Points

After a brazen attempt to take on the top track at Majura Pines I was treated to a bit too much aerial action and not enuff ground effect.
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Cutting Edge Product Ideas

After reading the epistle from the Rev regarding fear, loathing and suffering on his trans continental expedition, I considered how the congregation could attain salvation with some suffering of their own while going about their common garden cycling experiences.
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Six Simple Messages

Some things are not meant to be and some of us are slow learners.
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Just Riding Along

As I swing my leg over the bike, a gust comes along and fells me backwards into, and over the fence.
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Trick or Treat

For my next trick, my foot went into the front wheel tearing the valve, buckling the wheel, breaking six spokes and landing a mighty bruise on my foot.
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A Mountain Biker's Ode

We stopped at Waihaha to go for a ride, locked up the car and over pumice did glide.
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Flashing in the Dark

Using my flashing rear light, I find a small boat to sleep under.
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A Short Flight to A & E

I bought a Slipstream top off you guys last year. Being greatly pleased with it, I wore it almost everywhere - until last Thursday.
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The Things People Will Do for a Dollar

While Murray is riding across Musselman Arch (which the Texans were too terrified to even walk on), one of them yells out in jest "I'll give you a dollar if you pull a wheelie".
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The First Ground Effect Latte Racer

I spied Steve kicking back enjoying a latte in the Ground Effect tent. What could a serious racer do? I jumped off my bike and joined him.
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From the Congregation

Are there any Ground Effect products suitable for 50 deg. summers - a lycra fishnet codpiece perhaps (with secret tube repair patch)?
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Letter from America

Yo mutha, word up, nasty. Only 1 week in California and I've already got the hang of this bad ass cool talk.
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