Tardis

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Colour
Jet Black

Tardis is unavailable until September 2022

Trip through space with your very own time machine. The Tardis transforms your ungainly treadly into a compact bundle - handy when smuggling it onto planes and trains. Unbolt the stem to release handlebars, whip off the pedals and rear derailleur, then remove the wheels and seat. The frame is cunningly placed upside down with the wheels loaded on either side to protect the fragile bits. Shrinks into a compact package when you get to where you're going. Doctor Who?

+Features
  • Fits most mtbs (including 29'ers and fat bikes - but not big downhill rigs), road and touring bikes.
  • Dual compression straps ensure a snug fit for smaller bikes.
  • Adjustable sleeves fit 29, 26 or 650B wheels.
  • Sturdy carry handles and shoulder strap.
  • Internal sleeves locate wheels.
  • Lockable 10 coil zips.
  • Front and rear drop-out spacers protect your frame 'n' forks in transit.
  • Internal pocket for stowing pedals and tools.
  • Foam padding at hub protects bag from rubbing.
  • Folds into compact 'A4' x 8cm storage bag.
  • Dimensions: 135cm x 80cm
  • Made for us in China.
+Tech

  Weight: 1800 gm

+Cordura
Super-tough 1000 Denier cordura nylon for maximum abrasion resistance.
  • Composition: 100% nylon with PU coating.

+Compare

  Tardis Dogsbody
Approx. Packed Dimensions 135 cm x 80 cm 172 cm x 80 cm
Bag Weight 1800 gm 1240 gm
Disassembly Required Moderate Minimal

+Video

+FAQ

+Packing your Tardis?
  • The Tardis takes the hassle out of carting your bike about on public transport. It provides reasonable protection from abuse but won't stop it from getting squashed. Strategic placement of cardboard or closed cell foam around the fragile bits can minimise bumps and bruises. Air travel is hard on luggage, so be prepared for a bit of wear 'n' tear. You'll need to dismantle your bike a little to fit it in. Think of the packaged bike as a sandwich - with the wheels providing structure on the outside, and the frame siting upside down between them.
  • Remove both wheels and slip into the internal sleeves. Tighten the straps.
  • Clamp your thru-axles, or skewers with the plastic spacers provided, into the dropouts on your frame and forks.
  • Remove your disk rotors if they end up clashing with the bike when loaded. Slide some cardboard between your disk pads to prevent them being inadvertently squeezed closed in transit.
  • Unscrew both pedals and stash them in the zip pocket.
  • Take off your handlebars by undoing the faceplate or removing the entire stem. Secure alongside the forks.
  • Whip off the rear derailleur and tape to the chain stay. Removing the derailleur hanger is generally best. If you take out the main derailleur screw instead, be careful when reassembling - it's easy to cross-thread, which is a bad way to start your holiday.
  • Fully lower, or take out the seat and seat post.
  • Place the bike upside down in the Tardis. Zip up, seat back upright, tighten the compression straps and lock your beast away.
  • Road bikes over 60cm and full-noise downhill bikes may need further disassembly to squeeze in.
+Packing your Dogsbody?
  • The Dogsbody takes the hassle out of carting your bike about on public transport. It provides reasonable protection from abuse but won't stop it from getting squashed. Adding 'disposable' cardboard stiffening or closed cell foam around the fragile bits can minimise bumps and bruises. Air travel is hard on luggage, so be prepared for a bit of wear 'n' tear.
  • Shift your rear derailleur into 1st gear - it's less exposed close to the frame.
  • Remove the front wheel and turn your handlebars so they are parallel with the top tube. If you rock extra-wide bars or an extra-long frame, you'll also need to unscrew the front plate of your stem and release the handlebar. 
  • Slide some cardboard between your disk pads to prevent them being inadvertently squeezed closed in transit.
  • Unscrew both pedals and stash them in the zip pocket. Clamp your thru-axle into the front fork dropout. If you have a quick release skewer use the plastic spacer provided, 
  • Slip the bike, rear wheel first, into the round end of the Dogsbody. Slide the forks into the opposite corner. The front wheel should nestle neatly between the handlebars and frame.
  • Lower your seat and seat post, or remove entirely.
  • Zip up and lock your beast away.
  • Road bikes over 60cm and full-noise downhill bikes may need further disassembly to squeeze in. With touring bikes you can often get away with leaving the rear rack on.
+Differences between the Dogsbody and Tardis?
  • The Dogsbody requires only minimal disassembly of your bike when packing. Simply whip off your front wheel, seat and pedals.
  • The Tardis demands more effort (and skill) to take your bike apart and put together again. Both wheels, the handle bars and rear derailleur need to be removed. The payback though is a more compact package - handy in airports and crowded public transport. More importantly it fits in the standard luggage racks on fast trains like the TGV.
  • Both the bags weight less than 2kg. They collapse to an easily stored A4 package when empty - and do a fair impersonation of a picnic rug at your campsite when folded out.
+Pros & cons of a bike bag, bike box or hard case.
  • Bike boxes are cheap (generally free), relatively light and disposable, but bulky.
    • So are challenging to fit in a taxi or bus.
    • Difficult to manoeuvre around airports.
    • And consequently are more prone to baggage handler neglect.
  • Hard cases provide maximum protection, but...
    • Are quite expensive (NZ$600 - 1000).
    • Very bulky so you'll need to store at your destination. As with a box you'll be challenged loading it into a taxi, bus or metro.
    • And very heavy - typically 8-12 Kg. Add your bike at 12-15 Kg and you'll generally blow out your 23 Kg airline allowance. Plan to negotiate or pay for excess luggage.
    • They are probably a good option if you own a precious composite or Ti road bike with expensive exotic wheels.
  • Bike bags like the Tardis are...
    • Reasonably priced at under NZ$200.
    • Weigh in at under 2 kilos - providing plenty of headroom before hitting the standard 23 Kg excess baggage ceiling.
    • Are low bulk for getting around public places and transport.
    • Easy to take with you on tour as they compress to an tidy A4 package when not in use.
    • Provide effective protection from the usual sources of transport damage. Remember that a mountain or touring bike is well able to survive plenty of knocks and wear 'n' tear when used in anger. 
+Will my bike fit in this bag?
  • Road and touring bikes, hard-tails, XC and Trail dual suspension (26, 650B and 29 inch wheels) mountain bikes should fit into either bag. 
  • Fat bikes fit also, but you may need to deflate the tyres to reduce their width.
  • Some 29" long travel enduro-style bikes with slack head angles may not fit in the Dogsbody - the Tardis is a better option.
  • Downhill bikes will struggle to fit in either bag - due to their 'plus' tyres, long wheel base, high front end and triple clamp forks (which won't swivel 180 degrees as required).

+Shipping
  • Items are generally packed and sent the same day your order is received.
  • Costs $7 by overnight courier within New Zealand.
  • NZ$7 by tracked airmail to Australia.
  • Around NZ$15-25 by tracked airmail to destinations elsewhere in the world - calculated in our shipping cart as you check out. 
    • More shipping and tax details in our FAQ.
    Customer Reviews
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      HB
      09/05/2022
      Hazel B.
      New Zealand

      Another great GE purchase!

      Bought 2 and used them recently on a flight QTN-Welly and they were great. Spare room and weight to put extra protection and clothing in. When we got there we could fit 2 x medium 29er bikes (in the bags) into the back of a Prius, build up the bikes and travel the rest of the weekend with the Tardis bag folded down to A4 size. So much more convenient than flying with large cardboard boxes or heavy bike bags (and it took about the same amount of time as packing into my Evoc bike bag, albeit with some extra care). Thanks GE!

      RM
      08/03/2022
      Russell M.
      New Zealand New Zealand

      Tardis

      Fast deilivery. Tardis only used once so far, Akld-Queenstown. All good and plenty of space for extra padding.

      LW
      13/11/2021
      Leonie W.
      Australia Australia

      Roomy and easy to use

      I had the old tarsus that was made to fit 26in wheels but this is much more versatile for all bigger wheeled bikes, or just bigger bikes in general. It’s a cost effective way to pack a bike once you are practiced at using pool noodles and other padding to protect well.

      EB
      02/09/2021
      Emma B.
      New Zealand New Zealand

      Ta for dis!

      I watched the video then, when the package arrived, I went straight to the pool room - no, I mean garage, and put my bike in it. Too easy!! Shame we went into lockdown two days before I was due to fly with my bike :-(

      MK
      11/05/2021
      Meagan K.
      New Zealand New Zealand

      Just what I needed

      An excellent bag that was exactly what I expected. It wasn’t that hard (with the help of some timely YouTube videos) to disassemble my bike - wheels off, derailleur off, handlebars detached. Good to learn!!