Hope you've all had a good break and are ready to regale us with all manner of bizarre tales to test the limits of human contempt and tolerance. For my part - well I need more stuff. After a brazen attempt to take on the top track at Majura Pines I was treated to a bit too much aerial action and not enuff ground effect. Heinously steep, loose, tight and timbered - it pounded poor Stumpy and myself like cheap veal. Indeed I was spat off that many times (five in forty metres - three times straight over the levers... gosh) that I must have clocked up sufficient frequent flyer points to get me back to EnZed. Or perhaps for a pair of Black Mambas to get me and Stumpy together again.
Peter Gamble, ACT.