Hidden Condom

I got back from Japan late last week, and waiting for me at the local post office were two parcels from Ground Effect. I rushed home to try on the new kit. The Sputniks and Flash Gordon fitted nicely. There is unfortunately a bit of sushi paunch obvious up front - that should give me motivation to shed a few kilos. By the way, I was telling my wife of 35 years that Ground Effect gear comes with built in protection, and offered her the Sputniks to feel the tyre patch through the material. "Why do they put condoms in the seams?" she asked wide-eyed. Nearly cost me my leave pass to go on the Great Victoria Bike Ride next week!

Terry Jones, Ferny Creek, Victoria.