Moments Like These

I had no chance of getting out of the way so buried my head in my hands and thought really really small thoughts.

Anyway suddenly there's this big steer, with horns and everything, ambling up the road.

Whoa! I'm jolted out of r.e.m. bliss with the retort of a beer can flying off the blades of a rotary mower.

True to the blurb I find the emergency repair patch.