Moments Like These

Only in America

Around the corner I spotted a dumpster. Thinking he might find material for a better patch, I burrowed in and turned up an entire rear tyre.
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Hidden Condom

I was telling my wife of 35 years that Ground Effect gear comes with built in protection.
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Barrimus Maximus Cyclistes

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Pitbull Protection

I forgot about the pain in my leg and obsessed about "my Ranchsliders". But the Hi-Impact fabric was intact - not a tear nor puncture.
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Postcard from France

Salutations from the Dordogne. Thirza apologises for the state of the company bike.
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Admiral Sir Ernest Falcon Cronundsen RN

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Daddy Long Legs Surgery

On the way back I suffered an unscheduled high speed dismount. I managed to avoid damaging my bike and helmet by landing on my face.
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A Case of Mistaken Identity

Thank you so much for the new Rock Lobsters. They caught up with us at the designated Poste Restante in Ireland.
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Vermin at Large

The first night was disturbed by the familiar rustling of plastic bags often associated with alpine starts or zealous Germans in Youth Hostels.
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Bartholomeo Cronini

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Frequent Flyer Points

After a brazen attempt to take on the top track at Majura Pines I was treated to a bit too much aerial action and not enuff ground effect.
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Cutting Edge Product Ideas

After reading the epistle from the Rev regarding fear, loathing and suffering on his trans continental expedition, I considered how the congregation could attain salvation with some suffering of their own while going about their common garden cycling experiences.
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